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"Desert Mirage? Nope, Just Another Pop-Up Vegan Sushi Bar at Burning Man!"
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"Desert Mirage: 'I Swore My GPS Said There'd Be a Starbucks Here!'"
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"'Dust Goggles and Tutus: The New Business Casual at 'The Daily Burn'"
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"Bartering for Sunscreen: The Unspoken Currency of Burning Man!"
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"Extra, Extra! Alien Abduction Rates Skyrocket at Burning Man: ETs Demand More Glow Sticks!"
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"Where Dust Masks are the New Black and Clothes are Optional: Welcome to 'The Daily Burn'!"
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"Glitter Shortage Sparks Panic in Black Rock City: Burners Turn to Dustbathing!"
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We're not sure that these will catch on, but hey, it was a slow news day, so... Radical Inefficiency: Embrace the art of doing things the long and complicated way. Whether it's building a 10-foot sandwich or inventing a Rube Goldberg machine to open a can of soda, at Burning Man,...

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"Aliens Mistake Burning Man for Actual Man, Offer Sunscreen!"
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In an unexpected turn of events at this year's Burning Man, attendees are being hit with a rapidly-spreading virus known as "Burnbola."

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"Desert Mirage: When Your GPS Insists There's a Starbucks at Burning Man!"
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"Extra! Extra! Read All About it! 'Dusty Hippies Lose Tug of War Against Sandstorm' in Today's Edition of 'The Daily Burn'!"
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"'Dusty Playa Problems: When Your Art Car Turns into a Mutant Camel'"
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"Alien Spaceship Mistakenly Tries to Land at Burning Man Thinking It's a Galactic Party!"
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"Burning Man: Where 'Leave No Trace' Ironically Applies to Your Inhibitions, Not Your Glitter!"
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"Polyester Wigs & Sparklers: A Combustible Combination at The Daily Burn!"
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"'Dust Goggles & Disco Balls: A Regular Tuesday at Burning Man!'"
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"'Dust Mask Fashion Week: The Only Runway Where You Can't See the Runway!'"
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"Alien Spaceship Declares Burning Man 'Too Weird', Leaves Earth!"
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"Radical Self-Expression: When Your Spirit Animal is a Disco Ball!"
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"Desert Survival 101: Never Mistake Sand for Fairy Dust!"
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"Dehydration Station: Where Water Turns into Dust and Dreams!"
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"Alien Invasion Foiled: Extra-terrestrials Mistake Burning Man for Landing Beacon!"
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"Desert Mirage: Man Mistakes Porta Potty for Art Installation at Burning Man!"
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"Playa Dust: The Ultimate Multivitamin - Now in Convenient Snortable Form!"
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"Dehydration Station: Where Even the Camels Need Extra Water!"
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"Bartering with Bezos: Alien Encounter at the Disco Dome!"
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"Playa Dust: Nature's Glitter, Hipster's Nightmare - The Daily Burn Chronicles!"
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"Extra, Extra, Read All About It! Alien Confused by Lack of Actual Man Burning at Burning Man!"
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"Porta-Potty Politics: Hilarious Tales of Democracy in the Desert!"
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"'Alien Invasion Foiled by Lack of Wi-Fi at Burning Man!'"
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"Spontaneous Combustion Yoga: The Only Acceptable Burn at Burning Man!"
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Burning Man is notorious for its long entry lines, but this year, the organizers have come up with a new solution: an express lane for hitchhikers!

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In a breakthrough discovery that could revolutionize the world of Burning Man fashion, scientists have developed a moopless fur that is perfect for costumes.

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The Zendo Project has announced that they will not, after all, be using bubble wrap to help burners who are having a difficult drug experience. 

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It's no secret that Burning Man is a hotbed of love and lust.

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"Pyromaniac Paradise: Where Dust, Dreams, and Dubstep Collide!"
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"The Daily Burn: Where Dust Storms are Nature's Glitter Bombs and Clothes are Optional!"
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"Desert Mirage: The Quest for Ice at Burning Man"
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"Where's My Tent? The Hilarious Hunt for Home in a Sandstorm!"
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