"Aliens Demand Refund: Thought Burning Man Was Actual Flaming Human!"
"'Mojave Mirage: The Day We Mistook a Dust Devil for the Sherpa Tent!'"
"Extra, Extra! Read All About It: Dust Storms Invent New Hairstyle Trend at Burning Man!"
"Playa Dust: Mother Nature's Glitter or the Ultimate Dry Shampoo?"
"Sunscreen Shortage Leads to Unexpected Art Exhibit: The Human Lobster!"
"Aliens Mistake Burning Man for Actual Man: Galactic Party Ensues!"
"'The Daily Burn': Where Dust Masks and Sunscreen are the New Black Tie!"
"Dehydration Station: Where Your Water Bottle is Just Another Costume Accessory!"
"Playa Dust: Mother Nature's Glitter Bomb!"
"Spontaneous Combustion: The Only Acceptable Way to Get a 'Burn'ing Body at Burning Man!"